i am not one to be had
don't try to be my dad
it would never work
i swear that i'm a jerk
on the outer skin
i can tell i'm thin
i could use a friend
but you can't comprehend
cause i don't even care!

you really make me sick
why be such a prick?
you could not be bold
and i am not that cold
i can tell you're rash
redneck kind of trash
i don't like your sort
so don't even retort
cause i don't even care!

music and lyrics written by todd stapleton
arranged by beeswax
� 1998 beeswax
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