there's this girl and she's everything to me
she gives me what i need and she is my wettest dream
they type of girl i'd want for my wife
she'd give me a good life, and i'd be free from strife

i'm in love with the cocktail waitress
she could be everything within my reach
i love her so, she gives it all to me
fuzzy navel, french kiss and sex on the beach

she's beautiful and very well endowed
the greatest girl in town
and i always get so plowed
she could be the one to meet my mom and dad
if she left me i'd be sad, if she laid me i'd be glad

i'm in love with the cocktail waitress
she could be everything within my reach
i love her so, she gives it all to me
fuzzy navel, french kiss and sex on the beach

is it the girl or the drinks that she brings?
slippery nipple, passion cup and all of those things
gin and tonic, avalanche, banana daiquiri
the cocktail waitress is the only girl for me



music and lyrics written by todd stapleton
arranged by beeswax
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