i try to find a ride or inside
and i do not hesitate for a date
i relate and my time is of the essence
i need lessons, effervescence
and my stock it always lessens
in the Dow don't know how
here i come so don't look now

i feel so incandescent
i feel like such a presence
i don't give wedding presents
i'm such a different peasant
and all my cherries they look gray
and i'm having a good day
and our drummer he is gay

i jam therefore i am
it's a scam, i can't even play a lick
gray's a dick, i'm a prick
and our bassist looks like a chick
so look out, hear me shout
i've got a Dokken tape at home
and I'm known from here to Rome
and my boss he has a shiny dome

i feel so incandescent
i feel like such a presence
i don't give wedding presents
i'm such a different peasant
and all my cherries they look gray
and i'm having a good day
and our drummer he is gay



music and lyrics written by todd stapleton
arranged by beeswax
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